Like this one, found in the MEN's apparel section:
Drink it in.
Cats for Peace.
Men's apparel.
Seriously.
!
And now for the really fun part! (Almost as fun as the crossword and su doku? You be the judge.)
Ladies and gentlefolk, it's time for...
NAME THAT COPY!
Which of the following copy blocks actually accompanies the stunning Sky Mall men's sweatshirt pictured here? See if your marketing skillz and savvy stack up by selecting from the options below, or, better yet, comment and nominate your own!
A) Who says you have to outgrow getting beaten up because of your clothes? Me-OW! Lap up the wonderful irony of it all as you get the fur kicked out of you. Made in Minnesota. Available in sizes M-XL, and in white only.
B) They're organized. They're marching. And they won't rest... until they feel like it. White 50/50 cotton-poly blend sweatshirts. Imported. Available in sizes M-XXL.
C) The passive paws on this over-sized white cotton-poly blend sweatshirt help keep out the chill while you chill out... in rehab. (It's OK, you're not allowed to date there, anyway.) A sobering reminder of other bad decisions made while under the influence. Imported. Available in sizes L-XXL.
D) A great gift for any male with social anxiety disorder or your neighbor with special needs, this comfy, cozy 50/50 cotton-poly sweatshirt is sure to be a purr-fect fit! They'll think it's the cat's pajamas! Made in China. Hairball free, guaranteed. Available in white only. Sizes XS-XXXL.
E) Need a surefire, but nonviolent way to announce to the world that you're on a fashion strike? These passive kitties are right up your alley. Good taste is in season when it comes to outerwear, so go ahead: show them all you just don't care. Made in Hell. Available in sizes S-XXL.
F) Fluffy, Muffy and Mittens have one question: Can't we all just get along? Why be catty when you can be purr-fectly cozy? Made in the USA. White 50/50 cotton-poly blend sweatshirts. Available in sizes M-XXL.
Think you can spot the original? Good luck!
